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Re: Area Satirists Actually Funny Again

noisefootprint — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:06:24 -0000

Great headline you have there, by the way.

Re: Why It’s Clue “Free” and Not “Less”

noisefootprint — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:53:29 -0000

Wow. I had no idea that The Price Is Right had become genuinely entertaining.

Re: At a Crossroads

unclevanya — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:50:13 -0000

Keoki's Donkey Ball soufflé, anyone?

Re: At a Crossroads

Raju — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:32:12 -0000

Having time to do cooking experiments will be nice. Unfortunately, we're almost out of the Hawaiian coffee, and the wife is too ticklish for footrubs.

I'll get to practice my cold-weather biking, though. JOY!

Re: At a Crossroads

unclevanya — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:10:39 -0000

That was a lovely little film. However, you do not have my permission to move.

Rest up, see some sights, give the wife a footrub, sip your coffee slow for a while. Then you can begin Phase 1 in your Plan to Take Over The World. NARF!

Re: Texas Just Became a Little Bit Awesome

Raju — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:44:24 -0000

There's gotta be a name for that fetish. And it's probably a lot like having Belgian chocolate thrown at you by your boss while you're at work.

Also, this just in: at this same Houston restaurant, a twice-baked potato counts as two vegetables. This algebra is necessary because there is a "five-vegetable platter" on the menu.

Re: Texas Just Became a Little Bit Awesome

unclevanya — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:57:29 -0000

Well, it's a step up from the Reagan 80s, when ketchup was a vegetable.

"Pesco-vegetarian" -- is that someone who likes to have Joe Pesci come over and throw cabbages at them?

Re: Shiny Distraction Now Available

unclevanya — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:54:17 -0000

You've left out the porn factor: ultimately, all new gadgets and devices become just another vessel for porn, which is the last house on the cul-de-sac of tech boredom.

I wanna see Apple-Shaped Boy's face when he accidentally hits the wrong bookmark on that same train one day. It will be gloriously awkward mixture of OMG BOOBIES and the funnel cloud of horror at the memory of the first time his mom walked in on him fapping.

Is it schadenfreude if you merely take pleasure in others' embarrassment? Or is there a more kittenish German term for that?

Yeah, work is slow today...

Re: This Month’s Flagrant Abuse of Devo

Raju — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:19:50 -0000

Whoops! Looks like the Clue Free trophy stays right here, today.

Re: This Month’s Flagrant Abuse of Devo

noisefootprint — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:02:43 -0000

We did have a primate running the country for eight years–not four–after all.

All our presidents have been primates, of course.

Re: World’s Largest Record Collection: Worthless

unclevanya — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:54:19 -0000

Well I was going to invite you to my next Giant Backpack Dork meeting, but now I don't think so!